GIRL THAT BETTER NOT BE VELOUR: Season One, Episode Two
Okay, Veronica. We have established that you are in transition. In a scene prior to this one you wore a green striped sweater vest over a pink polo and paired that with a camouflage mini-skirt. The mid 2000s were hard on all of us. BUT IF THAT JACKET IS MADE OUT OF VELOUR I AM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT. What is this, 1993? GET IT TOGETHER VERONICA. This is not the outfit you choose to wear when you seductively bicker with Logan, foreshadowing your eventual boning (OH SORRY DID I SPOIL THAT FOR YOU WELL GUESS WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING I’m sorry I’m taking out my stress regarding the possible velour on you, followers BUT SERIOUSLY). This is not appropriate. If this jacket is velour I rate it NO JACKETS. If it’s not velour, that’s a different kettle of fish and I rate it three jackets for being pink and zipper-y.